he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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