dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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