David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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