hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
