That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
then he tried to convert me to islam
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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