also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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