I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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