We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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