whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
