Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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