I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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