She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I had to cum in my sink.
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