just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Gay?
German.
Pity.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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