I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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