Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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