What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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