Your dad touched me again.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Buhtt sex?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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