I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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