thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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