I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
