i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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