Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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