If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You took a bar mat shot.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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