I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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