READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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