It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!