Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?

  (770): View more from Georgia

  I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ? (770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no. http://tfl.nu/wmyv
  Replies (14) Good night (1752) Bad night (639)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER! http://tfl.nu/qf7o
  Replies (9) Good night (775) Bad night (1839) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace. http://tfl.nu/1kl9
  Replies (27) Good night (560) Bad night (2248)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT. http://tfl.nu/52hv
  Replies (39) Good night (4961) Bad night (523) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard". (202): Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded. http://tfl.nu/4upv
  Replies (39) Good night (6668) Bad night (873)
• Favorite

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (405): There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway. http://tfl.nu/olpt
  Replies (6) Good night (1259) Bad night (871) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (705): View more from Ontario

  I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (705): I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it. http://tfl.nu/m045
  Replies (3) Good night (1258) Bad night (512) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition. http://tfl.nu/ww1r
  Replies (9) Good night (1855) Bad night (549) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way. http://tfl.nu/f18r
  Replies (3) Good night (1158) Bad night (605) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (405): I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation. http://tfl.nu/hpn0
  Replies (2) Good night (1133) Bad night (329) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day http://tfl.nu/6l93
  Replies (5) Good night (2004) Bad night (538) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here. http://tfl.nu/dms5
  Replies (6) Good night (787) Bad night (330) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back. http://tfl.nu/xf8c
  Replies (5) Good night (897) Bad night (417) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (778): View more from British Columbia

  I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on

  (778): View more from British Columbia

  SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (778): I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on (778): SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW http://tfl.nu/dpzm
  Replies (1) Good night (652) Bad night (310)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness http://tfl.nu/sk3k
  Replies (3) Good night (1311) Bad night (212) Order T-Shirt

Randomize