I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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