"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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