I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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