yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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