i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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