He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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