Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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