she looked like the before picture.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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