So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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