Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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