what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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