I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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