Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Porn is love you can see.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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