All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???