everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.