Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
