yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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