I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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