Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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