you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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