I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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