Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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