How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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