either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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