There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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