he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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