That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
