Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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