I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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