Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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