I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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