: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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